Instagram is down so I’m just scraping rolls of sushi into the trash. What’s the point of eating anymore
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了，我把寿司卷全扔垃圾桶了。。。 都不能发照片了我还吃干嘛。。
Instagram is down? What am I supposed to do with my food? Eat it?
— Malav Karkar (@MalavKarkar) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了，我那些吃的东西怎么处理啊。。。。难道要吃掉么？？？
Instagram is down and my food is getting cold.
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了。。我的菜都凉了。。。。
Who is the jackass who broke Instagram now how am I supposed to eat my food
— Stone (@GreatWallofChin) April 12, 2014
哪个SB把Instagram搞挂了。。尼玛现在我该怎么吃饭啊。。。
A lot of people are starving to death right now bec they can’t eat a food that hasn’t been posted on Instagram yet.
现在无数的人挣扎在饥饿的临死边缘。。。。因为怎么能不发照片就吃饭呢？？？？
Instagram is down. I can’t eat my food!
— James (@mr_guigayoma) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了。。。我吃不下。。。。
How the hell am I supposed to show you how succulent this chicken breast is if Instagram is down?!?
— DJ Spinbad (@djspinbad) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了。。。。这要我怎么炫这块那么饕餮的鸡脯肉啊！！
I genuinely can live my life without Instagram. How am I meant to post my dinner tonight?
— Sophie (@hellosophie_) April 12, 2014
。。。。Instagram挂了我已经活不了了。。。今晚晚饭我发哪去？？？
In a fancy restaurant “Dear, you haven’t touch your food for hour.” “I know. Instagram is down..”
— Pinot (@pinot) April 12, 2014
在一个餐馆里。。亲爱的。。你一个小时没碰你的菜了。。。我懂。。都怪Instagram挂了。
nooooo instagram is down, how will i know what kind of brunch you are eating
— Gary He (@garyhe) April 12, 2014
卧槽。。Instagram挂了。。。我怎么知道你中午吃了啥啊。。
Instagram is down. Gonna go to a mall and start handing out Polaroids of an omelet I ate earlier.
— Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了。。。。我拿出了拍立得拍了很多张我早上吃的煎蛋。。准备一会上街去发。。。。
Instagram down. I guess I won’t be eating today.
— Jin Yang (@jzy) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了。。。感觉不会再吃饭了。。。。
Instagram is down. There are thousands of food plates getting cold because no one can eat them since their photo hasn’t been uploaded.
— Emilio J Romero (@emilioromeroj) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了。。。。目测今天有很多很多很多菜要凉掉了。。。
。照片还没上传好怎么能吃呢哈哈哈哈。。
Instagram is down. Hipsters are staring at cups of flat white asking “What do I do with it now? What do you mean ‘drink it’?”
— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) April 12, 2014
Instagram挂了。。。一对小文艺看着手中的咖啡迷茫了。。。。这玩意咋处理啊。。。喝掉-。=？
