Urban Dictionary教给我们的十个新词汇

Urban Dictionary真是个好网站(【最实用俚语词典】牛B闪闪的Urban Dictionary),今儿我们教大家点儿新词儿,都是UD里面来的。

10 Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need To Know
Fart Lapse屁味延时:指的是从人放屁到别人闻到之间的时间。
例句:“The fart lapse on Jack’s ‘silent but deadly’ was a full 8 seconds.”
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Armpitties乳塌:指的是平躺的时候胸部会塌到两侧——至少说明没隆过嘛
例句:“Courtney sleeps on her stomach to avoid getting armpitties.”
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Postboned(这个太难译成中文了……):指的是因为意外的艳遇导致的迟到——比如正要去上班结果被某人拉住非要啪啪啪。
例句:“Jim was postboned for his job interview by a quickie with Jennie.”
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Fapidextrous双手同样灵活:指的是两只手都可以同等满足自己撸的需求。
例句:“Jim listed ‘fapidextrous’ on his resume under special skills.”
10 Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need To Know
Just Ducky表里不一:形容表面风平浪静其实内心正在抓狂(就想鸭子游泳一样)
例句:“Jim didn’t get the job, so he’s just ducky.”
10 Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need To Know
Ear Boner耳勃:狗狗的耳朵突然勃……哦不……竖起
例句:Roxy gets an ear boner every time I jiggle my bag of treats.
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Friendscaping果取关:就是果取关的意思!
例句:“Jennie dropped a bunch of ratchet-ass chicks in her last round of friendscaping.”
10 Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need To Know
Antistalking(这个也不好翻):指的是跟踪是为了躲避……他去哪儿我就不去
例句:“Annie is antistalking her ex until he dies.”
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ABC Sex好多年之痒(这个太有才了):指的是只在纪念日、生日和圣诞节做爱
例句:“Tom and Sue have been married so long, they only have ABC sex.”
10 Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need To Know

例句:“I literally cannot believe how many people misuse ‘literally.’”哈哈哈哈哈自黑么!

以上没节操来自Buzzfeed和Urban Dictionary